Power of a Few

In the absence of understanding, a very large majority go with the experts' point of view which in many cases is from a very small minority.
-the lock (me)

Strange Messages

I got into work this morning and had 2 voicemails. I checked them, they were voice response units saying I need to push 2 for this 3 for that. Kind of odd. I deleted the worthless messages then checked the caller ID. It was the local county jail. Hmmmm. Maybe I should start calling family members to see if they're unincarcerated. Is that a word? It is now.

McSecret

The term secret sauce was created during the coldwar, in order to help discontinue the use of the term "russian" dressing.

Talker Toddler

Toddler lock turned 18 months yesterday evening. At this stage in her life, she is saying the word: mom, dad, yeah, good, pat, blast off, go, duck, bye.

Don't ask.

Mom wants to get her a potty trainer seat. Not to necessarily begin potty training. Just to get her accustomed to it being around.