Bathing Suit is "Babing Suit" (That's kinda true)
Sidewalk is a "Walk Side"
Trick or Treat pale is "Pumpkin Purse"
Humidifier is a Human Fire
Tess: "Daddy, can I have a magic hat so I can make my brother disappear?"
She's 5 now (over 5.5) but she calls TV static the "sparklers."
