Monday, February 20, 2006


My horoscope said today that I don't believe in horoscopes. Hey, wow! It's dead on!

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

My Kid The Time Traveler

Baby Lock, my daughter turns one today. One. A year ago, Mrs. Lock was sliced open and Baby escaped.

And it really is true that kids seem to grow up fast but I have a theory. I'm convinced kids are able to enter a time warp bubble which means they are able to skip back and forth along the timeline. No way she's one. No freakin' way. And you think I'm crazy but I'm not the only one who believes this. I ask others who remember when she was born, actually I tell them "She was born a year ago, this is her birthday." And they have the same incredulous response I did. "No way."

My kid is a time traveler. She has to be. She was just born yesterday. No way she's one today. No freakin' way.

Happy First Birthday Baby Lock! Don't peek at what you're getting when you turn two or any other year for that matter.