"You know if a 28th amendment against same sex marriage were to be ratified it would be only the 2nd amendment designed to restrict rather than enlarge the scope of civil liberties. Of course the first amendment as such was prohibition in 1919. You all remember how that worked out. People stopped drinking almost immediately. All alcohol related problems just, ya know, *poof* gone. And the next decade became known as if you remember, the sober 20's. Now, I don't know if as many Americans like to get gay married as get drunk, but I only know this, I would hate to see an emergence in this America I love so much of gangster controlled gay-easies."
-- Jon Stewart, The Daily Show