Important DVD Release Today
A very important DVD is coming out today. Something my wife and I have been waiting on for a long time and we can't wait to pick it up. That's right. It's finally here. The Aqua Teen Hunger Force DVD has been released to the public so we can all share in the laughter that is Master Shake Zula, Frylock and Meatwad.
Just the other day, that silly Shake stole Carl's (the ATHF's landlord) car and used it in demolition derby. He returned it totaled and understandably Carl went ape. He confronted Shake who was wearing a crash helmet at the time but Shake denied everything. Since the car was completely unusable, Carl decided to donate the heap of junk to the Need A Kidney Foundation.
The tow truck came and got it, dragged it ten feet to the ATHF's house and dropped it off donating it to one of the Foundation's candidates Meatwad. Meatwad was so excited to get a new (but useless) car and reasons it's what he deserves since the foundation won't give him any kidneys even though he's been on the list for months. Frylock informed Meatwad that being a hamburger patty he did not need kidneys - but it fell on deaf ears.
So Meatwad gets the wrecked car and won't leave its side. All night and all day he sits in the driver's seat pretending to drive and yelling at other imaginary drivers. Shake gets jealous that Meatwad is spending so much time in the scrap metal and confronts him dressed a state trooper "pulling him over" after running an imaginary stop light. Officer Shake informs Meatwad that he believes him to be intoxicated and requires him to walk a straight line into a manhole, jump in and recite the alphabet backwards. Meatwad happily complies.
Shake then runs out and picks up a huge NASA-style rocket and attaches it to the back of Meatwad's wrecked car. He flips the engine on which accidentally inhales Carl's replacement rental car which was a tiny hatchback, shredding it to nothing. Carl runs out and begins yelling about his second destroyed car is as many days. Shake pours on the lies again which becomes too much for Carl and his own head explodes in a tiny fireball.
Meatwad runs up and asks, "Why did he do that?"
Shake replies, "Why wouldn't he?"
Something called Lord of the Rings: Two Towers, Special Extended Edition comes out today too but I don't think anyone will notice.