Sunday, June 06, 2004

The Tao Of Serial Killers

The Tao Of Serial Killers

"If there's a serial killer loose in your neighborhood, it seems like the safest thing is to be the neighbor. They never kill the neighbor, the neighbor always survives to do the interview afterwards."

'Uh, he was kind of quiet.'

"I love these neighbors, they're never disturbed by the sounds of murdering, just loud stereos. Chainsaws, people screaming fine, keep the music down."
-- Jerry Seinfeld