Kids In Broadcasting
There's this high school station I listen to sometimes on the drive in to work because they play nothing but music in a radio timeslot where everyone else is talking. They had this bumper (station plug), manly voice of course, really deep, really serious.
"If it's too loud, you're too old."
Old cliche right? That's fine. It's a hich school station but the song that followed that bumper was Bryan Adams, "Everything I do, I do it for yoooooou." I cranked it up so I guess I'm not old.